Friday, May 16, 2008

Top 5 Come On Lines for Librarians

She blinded me with library science

  1. You make me feel like classification 582 on the Dewey Sexual System.
  2. "Semantic Tool" is my OCLC screen name.
  3. Your enormous canvas tote really brings out your eyes.
  4. I brought you this boquet made of Post-Its. No, they weren't from your budget.
  5. Tonight your cats can watch us.

Why yes, I want to look up something...

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