The Definitive 1000

We are going to be counting down the Definitive 1000 things. Why are they Definitive? Because The Friendly Friends have deemed them as such.

Somebody give Gibert a sandwich so he can get the hell out of there

960 - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen...  in Slow Motion

I remember my sisters loving these two girls back in the days of Full House. I also thought they appeared to be how I imagined shaved Gremlims would be. Small. Hairless. Pink. Googly eyes. A dark secret. Evil. Hanging with Bob Saget.

So I can only sit back and applaud as somebody edited down one of their kiddie videos to illustrate the sheer creepy light I have always seen them bathed in.

Original:



After, Pizza in Slow Motion: 




I don't need to explain why Slow Motion Shaved Gremlins sit in the coveted 960 spot. You singing "gimmee peet-ZAH" everyday next week at work says it all.