Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I need help...

I am stumped. I can't think of anything to write. So I turn to you. I am taking suggestions on what my earth-shattering post should be about. So throw your ideas my way. I will take the best one. I know its a dangerous idea; however I will hold to it as a punishment for not writing anything yet.

So, do your worst.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why your influence as a father is sure to turn Joel & Ethan gay.

Anonymous said...

How your rare blood disorder obviously means that you are the last of the Hapsburgs. And why you're not doing more with that. Like being a monarch or something.

FFMatt said...

How the Earth shatters... literally. I want plate tectonics, projected landmass shifts and how Camden New Jersey will be the Center of the new Pangea.

moose said...

The Vagina Fairy grants you a cooch for one day. You decide to make the most of it, so you call out of work. Tell us about your cooterrific day from start to finish.

FFJewbacca said...

Well, I nominate Moose for king/ruler/emperor of FFMatt's new Pangea.

Unfortunately he'll have to rule from Camden...

Shamalama said...

This is all you got? Looks like the Pangea idea is winning.

FFSweaty Irishman said...

You can post the cheese steak onions story, but you have to change the names to protect the innocent.

FFMatt said...

MOOOO-OOOSE!!!

Shamalama,

All you got? You had nothing and violated the first rule of writing: The reader should never have to do all of the work, in YOU asking for a topic. Shame!

So put your second city training to good use, pretend the audience said, "dog, PDA, sex poop, Cambodia" and get with the skit already!