Friday, March 30, 2007

FF's "Special" Correspondents

Dear reader, you are in for a treat.

I will not disclose the location of the secret lair of The Friendly Friends, but suffice it to say, it exists in our temporal plane. And by temporal plane I mean the United States.

But we cannot cover all of the United States ourselves. There are vast tracts of land out there that Matt, Sweatman and yours truly can't do any justice to. So to cover these areas (namely New England and the great state of Florida) we have combed the land seeking only the finest journalistic minds out there.

When that didn't work, we settled on SHAMALAMA and the_undercover_pissah. We currently have them handcuffed together swinging maces and cat o'nine tails at each other while they face off on four of the most important questions ever:

  1. Skittles: Deadly or Delicious?
  2. More annoying: People from Boston or the band Boston?
  3. Which state contains more Hispanics?
  4. Dunkin' Donuts vs. Waffle House?

Why? Why not? Do you have anything better to do? I thought not.

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