Thursday, August 16, 2007

Darren Daulton is Bat-Poop Crazy

Darren in better days with that hippie chick from Just Shoot Me

Wow. That's all I can say. Dutch, one of the spark plugs that helped the Phightin's to the 1993 NL Pennant is absolutely crazy.

Or so brilliant that he will be the only one saved on December 24, 2012....

Gecko: "Dutch recently told me, 'Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store...' so yeah, he's nuts."

Check out today's Deadspin and be sure to click on the link to the audio from this interview.

I, for one, welcome our Dutch Daulton overlord.

Dutch's first wife. The original "Hooters Girl", Lynne Austin. She has nothing to do with this post. I just liked watching her advertisment on the rightfield wall at Jack Russell Stadium in my youth.

And here is more on the back story of this latest offering from Mr. Time Traveller himself.

No, no, no... DAULTON.


FFJewbacca said...

Nicely done FFMatt. Great additions.

Anonymous said...

Mark my words .... the news media will be all over December 21, 2012 with the same fervor that approached the millenium. Just check out all the new books about the subject, even in the mainstream Book of the Month Club. That's so middle america. Darren has made up nothing - - everything in the book is from ancient philosophy or in a book that's on the New York Times Bestseller list. Live and learn bigger than a blog.