Thursday, June 21, 2007

Celebrate Good Times, Come on! (with non-viewable White Man Dancing moves)

Today is FFMatt’s birthday! Let us look back at some of the people and places that are in the shadow of this man’s bony ass!

Happy Birthday, Mr. Friendly Friend...

People Who's Ass I could & should kick, born on FFMatt’s birthday

1. Prince William of Wales
2. Juliette Lewis
3. Kip Winger

People who FFMatt draws better then, born on his birthday

1. Al Hirschfeld
2. Rockwell Kent

People I'd bang, born on FFMatt’s birthday

1. Jane Russell (then, not now)
2. Meredith Baxter-Birney (Family Ties Version)
4. Martha Washington (wild revolutionary sex)

Underrated Film/TV people, born on FFMatt’s birthday

1. Michael Gross
2. Joe Flaherty

Celebrities that probably smell, born on FFMatt’s birthday.

1. Maureen Stapleton (moth balls and wet pillows)

People who died on FFMatt’s birthday

1. General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna (Made famous by Jan Hooks in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure)

FFNate, the best present ever

People who are cooler than FFMatt, born on his birthday

1. FFMatt’s son, Nate

Historical events on FFMatt’s Birthday:
1633 - Galileo Galilei is forced by Inquisition to "abjure, curse, and detest" his Copernican heliocentric views
1788 - US Constitution goes into effect as NH is 9th to ratify
1834 Cyrus Hall McCormick patents reaping machine
1893 1st Ferris wheel premieres (Chicago's Columbian Exposition)
1919 Germans scuttle their own fleet

1938 Baseball's Pinky Higgins gets 12th straight hit
1942 Rommel takes Tobruk in North Africa
1945 Japanese forces on Okinawa surrender to US during WW II

1975 - "Jaws" by Steven Spielberg opens
1985 American, Brazilian & West German forensic pathologists confirm skeletal remains exhumed in Brazil were Nazi Dr Josef Mengele

1987 Mike Tyson sexually harasses a parking lot attendant


FFMatt said...

Thanks man! This is awesome. I love you!

FFSweaty Irishman said...

Just to clarify. SweatyIrishman wrote this out as a birthday gift to FFMatt, but due to computer problems Iriahman could not post it so FFMatt was kind enough to do it...just so people don't think FFMatt wrote his own birthday message.

FFJewbacca said...

F'in great post. Happy Belated B-day FFMatt!