Giraffe 1, Drunk Lithuanians 0

I have actually come face to face with a giraffe. It was a moment of interspecies bliss. I held out that biscuit-y "giraffe food" thing and the giant-purple-tongued beast took it ever so gently and swallowed it whole. Then tried to bite me when I touched its head.

I got off easy compared to these guys:

Climbing into a giraffe's cage at the local zoo seemed a good idea after a few drinks. But the prank went wrong when the 1.3-ton animal flew into a rage and attacked the three student trespassers at a zoo in Lithuania on Monday night.

Read the rest at MSN.com here

This, according to GIS, is a drunk Lithuanian