Please, Please, Please Let This Be True...

Dear God,

I don't ask you for much. Well at least not too often. And I do apologize for not building all of those temples in your honor for that "favor" back in '03.

But please, kind sir/ma'am/non-categorizable mass of energy and light let this story from Boston.com be true:

Thorne said on the air, while the Orioles were batting in the fifth, that he'd been told by Sox catcher Doug Mirabelli that was not blood, but paint, on the sock Schilling wore during Game 6 of the 2004 American League Championship Series against the Yankees. It was done for the public relations effect, Thorne said

Anything to deflate the infinitely annoying, arrogant and generally unable to be dealt with "Red Sox Cult Nation" is ok in my book.

If you can see you're way to making this happen I promise to never ask you for anything again. At least until the next time the Flyers make the postseason.

Thanks in advance,
Jewbacca

P.S. Perhaps the_undercover_pissah would care to show his bald Massachusetts head and weigh in from the front lines?