Thursday, April 12, 2007

Sweaty Irishman Thoughts

The Definitive 1000 is a Death Sentence!



In case no one has heard, and I doubt you have...Roscoe Lee Browne, the voice of Box the Robot (#1000 on the list) died yesterday at the age of 81. As I was the one who put him on the list, I feel responsible for his death. Sure, some people may say it was his advanced age, or perhaps it was the cancer that did it. I say those people are crazy! It is as clear to me as it should be to anyone. The definitive 1000 is deadly! His blood is on my keyboard! Watch out Mandy Patinkin and Angelina Jolie! I am not worried about Funk. Funk will never die! Ok, I just had to get that off my chest. The rest of you Friendly Friends better think long and hard about who or what you want on the Definitive 1000. It will be on your conscience for the rest of your lives. That being said, I think I will add Celine Dion to the list and wait for the authorities.

3 comments:

FFJewbacca said...

Oh, I like where this is going.

FFMatt said...

I'd never relate the phrase "long and hard" to anything relating to Celine Dion but you are correct, this list is deadly.

Cousin Dougall said...

Aye, ne'er has a bonnie lass deserved the sweet kiss o' claymore like ye, dear Celine. You've the devil in ya!!